Cover via AmazonThough I'd just use a straightforward title. Really, there's not much to say about this. Well, not much mature to say anyway. Something about bouncing will probably follow... But anyway, back to the point... Produced in Hong Kong, "3D Sex & Zen: Extreme Ecstasy" is being touted as the world's first IMAX-3D erotic film. The porn industry, damaged by the wide availability of free material on the Internet, is hoping that 3D movies will provide a way to climb to the top of the market, mount sales and ride a wave of profits that they hope will keep flowing for years to come. However, the film is somewhat removed from pizza-delivery or pool-boy classics. Instead, it is based on a classic Chinese work, "The Carnal Prayer Mat," an erotic text.
Sex and Zen looks to be just the first of many, as other major 3D sex flicks are now reportedly in the works. It is claimed that adult entertainment firm Hustler are creating a 3D film inspired by James Cameron's 3D hit, Avatar. Also, Italian director Tinto Brass plans to film a 3D version of his classic 1979 erotic film "Caligula".
Is 3D porn the way forward for the struggling industry? Certainly, every new experience is bound to receive an amount of interest, as naive 3D virgins flood to the cinemas to be titillated by the 3-dimensional images. But what about the amature market? 3D video cameras are already for sale for under £200, threatening this new enterprise before it even begins. Surely it can't be long before... Oh, fuck it. I'm running out of things I can say in a sexual manner.
Penis.
All I can say is, I hope they won't be recycling the 3D glasses after showings. I don't want to end up wearing a pair of those when I go to see James Cameron's 15th new release of Avatar.
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