About the blog
Dog in the Water Pipe is a place where I write insane things. To brighten up your day, and inflate my already over-sized ego. People often ask me, "How do you come up with these ideas?" Well, I don't. The truth is, I take a lot of mind-altering drugs, and I really see the world like this. As far as I'm concerned, Oompa-Lumpas protest for fair wages, giant bugs ask me directions, and a mysterious idiot called Max plagues my every step. Sometimes, I take a break from reality to write about what I call the 'real world' - essentially, the things you see going on. However, I find I'm nowhere good enough to actually write about serious issues, so I don't. Unless I'm really angry.
I'm always really angry however, so you see the paradox created.
That dog, smoking a pipe up there, has nothing to do with the Blog. I'm sorry if you feel he wasted your time. You shouldn't give dogs pipes either. They rarely have enough money to afford smoking jackets, and the whole process just annoys them. This site is a participant in the Amazon EU Associates Programme, an affiliate advertising programme designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.co.uk. That's right, I've sold out. But don't worry, I don't make any money.