1D Porn

Following on from my article the other day, I present to you some 1-Dimensional pornography. As you can see, both the characters and the location are lacking in dimensions. Bringing new meaning to the idea of porn stories lacking depth, I've literally removed any depth from the piece. Soon, I plan to tackle the complex issue of 4-dimensional porn.
 But why are you listening to this? The young pizza delivery boy is just about to suggest an alternative method of payment to the buxom housewife. It's probably credit or debit card, although there's a minimum purchase price of $20 for these payment methods.

Incidentally, why is Zemanta suggesting "child pornography" as a label for this? Both stick figures are over 18, I'll assure you. Well, they're actually only a couple of minutes old. But they represent over-18 year olds...