That babies are born without kneecaps; they don’t appear until the ages of 2-6 months old. I didn't, but a box on the Internet told me, so it must be true.
No wonder the little bastards haven't been paying my loans back on time - they know there's nothing I can do about it!
Unless I do something insane... Something featuring fire-spewing, perhaps...
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They can also slow their bodily functions down to a pseudo-hibernating state in below freezing temperatures in order to maintain body heat. babies are creeps.
Concrete booties?
HM, So I can justify putting them in a cardboard box with some newspaper over winter? That'll save on Christmas costs anyhow...
Murr, good plan. Although does it worry you how easily we make the connections between babies and mafia-styled murders?
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