An hour. I seem to have lost one in the early hours of Sunday morning. And for once, it wasn't because I was drunk. I mean, I was drunk... But that wasn't the point I was making.
Anyway, I tried to make some 'missing' posters to put up. However, since time is a pretty abstract concept, it was hard to get a picture of an hour. Well, a decent one I could show his mother anyway. So I'm appealing to you, dear world (or, one could say, the 5 people who read this) to help me find my hour.
Similarly, I'm missing a half-bottle of vodka. If anyone has seen one, it's mine. Bring it to me.
Even if you're on the other side of the world, and the Vodka couldn't possibly be mine. It still is, and you should bring it to me.
See? This blog is dragging on now. This is what happens when I don't have enough time and vodka...