Tuesday, 30 March 2010

And Lo! The voice did speak to me...

And it said, "During menstruation, the sensitivity of a woman’s middle finger is reduced. Medical science has yet to explain why."  And I did look to see where the voice was coming from, and I did see 3 scientists hiding in a nearby tree. One of them had a loudspeaker, and with it, he barraged passers-by with useless information about women and their awful bleeding ways. But I didn't care: I'm looking for women... I've already got a hammer and chisel ready...

I was going to comment how weird that last sentence would be if taken out of context, but it's pretty weird in context...

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