I'm still at home at the moment. Yesterday, I caught my mother encouraging the cat to lick my toast. There's still snow outside, but it's starting to melt. I expect this will cause a flood of Biblical proportions. Neptune! I'll get you one day...
My cat doesn't have to be encouraged to lick my son's toast. She also likes to lick the pizza stains on the cutting board, as well as her ass. Hopefully, she licks toast to board to ass and not in reverse order.
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Curse you merciful Poseidon!
My cat doesn't have to be encouraged to lick my son's toast. She also likes to lick the pizza stains on the cutting board, as well as her ass. Hopefully, she licks toast to board to ass and not in reverse order.
Well, one can certainly hope... :) Does she do that creepy stretchy-leg-licking thing?
I have a masterful way with words...
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