Oi! You bunch of cuddly bastards! Look at this!

So, I've heard you all: whispering from the shadows, sending each other quiet texts and silent paper airplanes. Communicating in secret, asking what I'm up to. Something sinister, you say. Well, maybe I'll tell you...

 I've been working on another blog with some friends, mocking idiots who review things on Amazon. Why not visit us? Because you don't have the address, you say? Well, of course you don't. You cretins don't deserve it. But here you go anyway, scum:

 Weeding out the Idiots. 

Yes, go ahead and visit. I shall give you all cake! Cake! Cake! CAKE!
No, I won't. Visit anyway.

Oh, and if you're interested in helping out, give us a shout. As they say in the industry...