I've been working on another blog with some friends, mocking idiots who review things on Amazon. Why not visit us? Because you don't have the address, you say? Well, of course you don't. You cretins don't deserve it. But here you go anyway, scum:
Yes, go ahead and visit. I shall give you all cake! Cake! Cake! CAKE!
No, I won't. Visit anyway.
Oh, and if you're interested in helping out, give us a shout. As they say in the industry...