Friday, 30 January 2009

Miss the good ol' days?

Then never fear, I'm hear to help! Remember the Victorian era, when men were polite, women quiet and children stuffable up chimneys? Well, those days can exist again!
In the troubled economic climate we're living in, wouldn't you like to employ a few child labourers in your low paying factory? Sure, they're not as physically strong as polish immigrants, but they're small and learn fast. Also, they won't retaliate or strike if you beat them! Buy 10 child slaves and get an 11th free! Also come with your choice of delightfully quaint Dickensian costume! Pay off workers, destroy the minimum wage, mistreat children!
Why do people always talk about the past as if it was great?

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