That this blog doesn't contain enough jokes about bodily functions.
(This hasn't been said at all, I'm just trying to help you enjoy this joke/story/midden heap by making it something you can relate to. In other words, I am lying to you.)
To this end, I'm asking all of you dear readers to submit you best crude joke, be it about farting, misusing a toilet, or vomiting on a tramp.
To enter, just leave a comment with your name, joke, shoe size and home address. The person who submits the funniest joke, as judged by me, shall receive a swift, painless death. To those of you unlucky enough not to be chosen, I shall send angry scorpions.
2 comments:
Everybody's doing it. Picking their nose and chewing it. They think it's gum but it's not.
Eeeew. I think I just threw up a little bit in my head. :)
Well, the turnout for this competition has exceeded expectations! Really...
Thanks for the image of being sick in your own head.
Come on, one and all! Disgust us!
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