Sunday, 27 September 2009

It has been said...

That this blog doesn't contain enough jokes about bodily functions.
(This hasn't been said at all, I'm just trying to help you enjoy this joke/story/midden heap by making it something you can relate to. In other words, I am lying to you.)
To this end, I'm asking all of you dear readers to submit you best crude joke, be it about farting, misusing a toilet, or vomiting on a tramp.
To enter, just leave a comment with your name, joke, shoe size and home address. The person who submits the funniest joke, as judged by me, shall receive a swift, painless death. To those of you unlucky enough not to be chosen, I shall send angry scorpions.


Leeuna said...

Everybody's doing it. Picking their nose and chewing it. They think it's gum but it's not.

Eeeew. I think I just threw up a little bit in my head. :)

Paul Blanchard said...

Well, the turnout for this competition has exceeded expectations! Really...
Thanks for the image of being sick in your own head.

Come on, one and all! Disgust us!

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