Saturday 26 June 2010

It's been almost another week...

Where have I been? Space, that's where! Max, carried away with his super-strength, went on the rampage in Las Vegas. Of course, there can only be one outcome to such an event - Max, lured by the promise of free toothpicks, was fired into space. I, still mounted on him sexlessly, was also catapulted into the starry ocean. Sharing a crisp packet of oxygen, we survived in orbit long enough to see the sunrise from behind the earth. It was beautiful, and as I lost consciousness in its orange aura, I thought to myself, "that's beautiful." Then we died. Fortunately, and avoiding any continuity problems, Max and I appear to have been brought back to life by necromancer astronauts, who rescued our frozen bodies from the depths of space.

4 comments:

Hayley said...

I'm glad... I would have missed Max.

Paul Blanchard said...

Hey! What about me?...

Hayley said...

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Paul Blanchard said...

Thank you dear... Sometimes, I wonder why I bothered buying you from that travelling salesman...

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