Yes, that's why I haven't posted for a while. Well, not really. But you already live in my insane fantasy world, we might as well continue that way.
Anyway, the coma was very relaxing and all, but I can't help but feel I've been missing out. For one thing, all the medical staff in my hospital appear to be horses. I imagine that the last month has been quite exciting for you all, as our horse overlords seized control of the planet and so on. But me, I prefer a nice steak. What's that got to do with anything? Who knows, I'm just out of a coma. The fact that I'm writing this at all seems miraculous to me.
Anyway, tally ho! I'm off to get more horse tranquillisers. The horses like to keep me sedated. Can't think why.