"Ha ha ha ha ha!"
I looked around... where was I?
Of course, the last thing i remembered was being bundled into the back of a jeep by two Fez wearing Germans.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!" Again, that evil, diabolical laugh... I recognized it... No, it couldn't be...
But it was! Emerging from the shadows and taking his place near the table i was chained to appeared my arch nemesis!
Immaculately dressed as always, The Chicken - the most evil poultry super-villain in existence - hopped onto a stool and observed me through his small, beady eyes.
"But how?" I asked. "The last time i saw you, you were locked in the Chicken-coop of eternity, lost in the great Layer's wars."
"yes!" he replied. "But i escaped! Eventually, even the best farmer-guard leaves the hatch open!"
The back-story to my relationship with The Chicken is rather interesting, but this isn't the time for it.