Mr. Potato

This is Mr. Potato. As you may have guessed, he is a Scot, and something of a nationalist (with a small 'n'). However, if you were to spend too much time with Mr. Potato, you might detect a very small undercurrent of racism, just if the subject of Peruvians was to be raised. Of course, this isn't a common topic of conversation, so the casual observer would probably take a liking to Mr. Potato: after all, he's a kind and caring father, good at taking the bins out, and spends his Sundays caring for the elderly.
 So Mr. Potato seems to be an all-round nice guy, unless you ask him about Peruvians, whereupon he will shout, "Kill them all!". Mr. Potato believes none should be spared: Man, woman, child or Llama, they should all be chopped up and fried.
 So, beneath the cover, this gentle friendly man - who you would trust to babysit your kids or walk your Grandmother - is actually a dangerous lunatic. You have been warned!
 If only Mr. Potato had heard that old saying, "You shouldn't judge a potato by its skin", then applied that saying to Peruvians, the world would be a better place...


I have no idea what any of this was about. All I can say is that it came to me in the shower. Whether that makes it better or worse, I cannot say...

Max is back

Yea.
 Oh yea, you'll be wanting to know about the diplomatic incident. Seemingly, Max accidentally joined an cult in South America, based around the worship of Llama. Of course, this is perfectly normal, Llama are cool. Problems began to arise when Max, continuing his world tour, arrived in Tibet. Misunderstanding the title for a Tibetan teacher of the Dharma, he attempted to force-feed several venerable Lama large amounts of hay and corn. Fleeing the country, Max proceeded to make several inappropriate remarks in China about Llamas and Lamas, resulting in his deportation.
 Frankly, I should have sent him to the moon. At least there he won't try and put a saddle on elderly religious figures and comb their coats...