Official Vegetable Shop Opening!

Yes, that's right! My new Vegetable Shop will be opening next Monday!??!??!!!! Come down to see me, Crazy Tom, as I boldly begin a new business venture!!! If you're with the press, please don't ask about the rumours concerning why my Fish Shop had to close. For the record, there is no truth in the rumours involving caviar and my underwear!!!!>!!!! I'm not that craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazy!!!!!!

Intersted In fish?!?!

Yes, you heard me Fish Lovers!?!? It's crazy Tom here, from Tom's World of Fish!?!?!
Want a BRAND NEW aquarium???!??? I'm practically GIVING THEM AWAY!
People say I'm crazy, but I don't care!!!$!!!

So, come down to Tom's World of Fish and get the tank of your dreams for as little as it costs you to get there!
All of our fish tanks are state-of-the-art, bulletproof, and pre-stocked with fresh water salmon!
So, buy a fish tank today... Or regret it for ever!!!?!?!?!