On reflection, why would you put walnuts in a condom? I suppose one could partake in some kinky stuff using it, but any uses of such a device just sound uncomfortable...
I intend to use it as a weapon. With any luck, it'll make those long winter evenings just fly by.
The talk of other subjects was just a cunning ruse to lure you here! Oh, me and my subterfuge... I hate my life.
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